Moodle

You know what your problem is?

   What?

You're a 'moodle'.

    A 'moodle'?

A man-poodle. Girl, they want to take you out on a walk. They want to feed you. They want to cuddle you.
But make no mistake, no girl wants to do the moodle.

She's Out of My League

2010

Poodle